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Eighty per cent of married men cheat in America, the rest cheat in Europe.
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Women must do everything twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not hard.
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Beautiful lingerie is like higher education - you cannot see it, but it raises self-esteem!
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-My love. Please, here are flowers for your birthday. -Oh, thank you so much. -And here is your change.
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I have been so poor that I didn´t know where my next husband was coming from
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Behind every successful man, there is a surprised woman
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I have an excellent husband. What worries me is who has trained him so well.
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Dear Santa Claus! Please bring me this Christmas a big bundle of notes and a thin waistline. I'm afraid that the last Christmas you mixed these with each other.
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One of the important things in life is the decisions when to start being middle aged
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We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him also.
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A man often falls in love with the woman who asks questions he is able to answer.
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Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to understand this.
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A woman´s guess is much more accurate than a man´s certainty.
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A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
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Men never learn anything about women, but they have a lot of fun trying.
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Most accidents occur at home. Men use this as an excuse to stay out late.
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I just want him to call so I can tell him I never want to see him again.
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Going to a male gynecologist is like going to a mechanic not owning his own car.
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There are two periods when a man does not understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage.
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The man who thinks he has no faults has at least one.
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A man who guesses right a woman´s age may be smart, but he is not very brigh
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Women make fools of some men, others are the do it yourself types.
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All husbands are alike they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
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What is the difference between men´s real gifts and their guilt gifts? Guilt gifts are better.
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I love the male body; it is better designed than the male mind
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There is so little difference between husbands you may as well keep the first.
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My husband said he needed more space, so I locked him outside.
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